My Princess Diary

hApPy MaRrIaGe

saw this in the taiwan programme while in hk
how to maintain a happy marriage..........believe it or not........ =))

1) dun have 2 separate single beds combined as one. get ONE big bed.

2) the entrance door cannot directly face the toilet door. slightly away can BUT cannot directly face to face. if really bo pian then do a "blockage", separator.......

3) three doors in the house cannot form the chinese character "ping" which means 2 doors facing directly to each other and another door in the middle. means 3 "kou". (currently my house got "ping" character.

4) use ONE big blanket, if possible. if not use separate ones also can but MUST be in same design and colours. even if u prefer a different colours, the colours must "match".....i forgot which colour doesnt match with which colour. so to save the trouble just use ONE big one ok......

5) dun sleep on separate bed........this is esp for those couple with kids. normally the mama will want to sleep with the kids, dun want the kids to sleep alone in another room so the papa, sleep on floor lor.......this is TABOO........dun do it........die die also let the kids sleep themselves ok......taboo taboo

6) dun sleep in separate room......this is the same for couple with kids.......coz papa need to work hard for the family, so the mama and kids sleep in master bedroom and papa, well in the spare room and ho say liao lor......TABOO.......dun do it.......

7) the house best in "fixed" shapes, like square, rectangle, etc. but dun have odd shape one......like a set back a cut off a corner.......

tts all folks!!!!
JUST DO IT!!!!

oh ya, and i remembered one more while on my way to facial just now, so to add on to the above list..

8) the position of the bed cannot be one side against the wall, and the other is away from the way (which is what my room is now lor). bed must be position in the MIDDLE so tt both sides also can get off the bed.....smooth smooth...... got it??

and Uncle Mut, whoever u r, thanks for reading my blog. but sorry to say, i cannot remember the name of the show. i only remember the starting got one pink pig jumping on the screen.....its a taiwanese talk show lor....so if u said tt u stayed in taiwan, well, u should be able to SPOT it one day......we were like switching channels and came across this programme......i am so sorry......but thanks for reading my blog..... =))

posted by yee2 @ Saturday, August 11, 2007