JoKe Of ThE MoNtH
guess what?we went to watched HITMAN as recommended by ivan
supposed to go to the "let fish bite leg" place and then watched movie
then hor, i realised that dear mistook the place to be located at PASIR RIS FARMWAY when it is actually located at LIM CHU KANG, near KRANJI!!!!
omfg!!
then u know lor, he told me its too far and i told him "well, its ok, then we dun go." i think he can sensed tt i was DISAPPOINTED so he tried to make amendments by saying "what abt the 2 other places? we go try them out lor." then i told him " but qian hu one is the cheapest among the 3. forget it lah" then he said "ok. we go watched movie then" sigh....sad to say, but i was disappointed lor. i could have gone to visit stephy first then come and meet him go watch movie if we not gg to let fishes bite our leg....afterall he took leave lor. took leave just to go watch movie. abit silly rite? if i took leave and no can go out, i tell u, dun expect me to take leave anymore in future unless can confirm sure get to go out one lor...i reached his place before the agreed time of 130pm lor. and we left his place at 430pm......so u see how many precious hours was plain wasted....but ok lah, if dear doesn't want to do anything, i won't force him lor. what if he goes there and then face black black while my face happy happy. then no fun liao rite?
but he was also sweet lor. he told me "u want any perfume? i come back buy for you in the airport?" then i went "hmm...*ponder for awhile* ok lor. besides those which u bought previously, get me one of each brand u haven buy ok?" and he hor, buay ta han "ok. no problem. i asked the sales for sample ok.".....bloody hell.....but like what honey said "its the thought tt counts" thanks dear =))
anyway, the joke has yet to come.
we went to tampines mall to watch HITMAN.
dear wanted to eat the buffet "international family buffet" at 3rd storey bah. when we told the girl we needed "table for 2" she replied "sorry sir, buffet starts at 530pm" and guess what time it was? 520pm. dear was pissed off. he told me they gg to lose business like tt. should tell the customers tt buffet starts at 530pm, but we can go in and take a seat and be served with water first. i told him "well, buffet starts at 530pm mah, so she instructed cannot let ppl go in lor" dear said "so what if buffet starts at 530pm? some food section are ready already wat, so the customer can start with that section first and wait for the rest to be ready lor. too bad lor, lost 2 customers like tt".......we went to eat buffet at seoul garden instead.
the buffet starts at 5 to 10pm for seoul garden. and u know what? we really racing against time. coz the movie tickets we bought was for the 635pm show
so we only have approximately an hr or so to have our dinner. =P
so anyway, we didn't really had much time to eat and dear was telling me dun worry. got advertisement one, so no need to worry. so i went u no worry i no worry lor. =))
so we finally left the restaurant after dear had 3 bowls of ice creams....hahaha
then we quickly went to the toilet and zoomed into the cinema.
i told dear to go left but he went right and opened the door and i quickly followed him lor
but the projector was screening some ah neh movie... and the row and seat we were supposed to be sitting was occupied by some ah neh. and i tell u, the whole bloody cinema was occupied by ah neh lor....... =((
then dear pulled me to the other side of the row and still no leh. wrong leh.
then the ah neh were like trying to tell us "hey! look here. this is an ah neh's movie, why u two chinese doing here inside this cinema?" then dear said think we got the wrong one. so we went out and true enough it was cinema 6!!! not cinema 5!!! muahaha......laff until we peng lor....
then we quickly walked into the cinema 5 which is just next to 6 and luckily it was still advertisement at 7pm lor....hahaha......i tell u, really joke of the day leh...i think the ah neh in cinema 6 had a good laff themselves too!!!
we finally realised why ivan said "hitman not bad" coz there were nude scenes??!!?? muahahaha....... anyway,the movie is really not bad lor. quite exciting but bloody lor. dear was asking me why the title is not "47" why called "hitman" how i know dear? i not the director or the script writer or the producer lor. maybe "hitman" sounds more suk kee then "47"
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