My Princess Diary

tSk TsK

there was an article yesterday abt this 40 over plus uncle who forced his 20 over plus wife into prostituion and live off her earnings to pay his debts.........BASTARD!!!!!!!! and the worst thing is he , he, he, he actually injected his wife with DRUGS!!!!!! BLOODY HELL!!!!!!! think he is who??!!?? LOUIS KOO?? in the movie with the daniel wu and the jing chu whatever.......send him to jail and whack him......ma chiam the video clip which dear showed me the other night. this man dun know kana what crime was whacked on his cha cha cha until the "car chen" pi lor.....cannot remember how many strokes he got, but after a few strokes, there is no more noise from him...........*faint* and end of the whacking session, he still can stand up and walk.......*rolled eyes*

wonder wat the man is thinking abt....married just to share his wife with others, crazy lor and indirectly, he gotten himself a job, ya, as a pimp.......pui.........

dad suddenly came to the room and said "sy, i want to tell u, mama's birthday is not this sunday leh." then i said "ya i know. why?" then he went "in that case, why u said sunday we go out eat if its not mama's birthday?" then i went " daddy..............ai yo!! go out and eat must have occassion one meh? cannot just go and eat meh?" then he went " i thought u said its mama's birthday tts why u treat is mah." *faint*.....dun want to eat then tell me lor, save the money.....hahaha

and tt reminds me of the channel 5 show last nite.......abt MEN's erm.....hem hem.....*evil grin*
anyway, they brought us to a shop in vivo city where they sell SPECIAL SOUP.. three lucky guys were invited to test the SPECIAL SOUP.......crocodile's penis, deer's penis and turtle soup......and the turns out that the crocodile's penis soup no effect........hahaha......loser!!!

and then came another segment abt this man who cannot satisfy his wife.......*oh oh*.......he said tt he already used all his strength and whatever but his wife not enough leh.......so he went to see doc. check up showed tt he ok leh no problem. so this man went to seek his best friend's advise and his best friend advised him to drink "TONGKA ALI"..........hm.........so he tried and after tt, he is on the road of no returns........

i didnt get to watch the last segement of old men and their sex drive......hehehe......old man as in uncles lor....those u can find in the ah pei's cinema.....so i also dun know wat is it all abt

when i switched back to the channel, they were all talking abt the special soup and the tongka ali. the expert said its all in the mind!!!!! if u think it will work, the stuff works lor. if u think no work, then it won't work........then someone said he what also no take except for his wife curry.....and the expert said the chilli hor is also a factor to help to rise the urge......expert said tt one of the ingredient in viarga is ...., u guessed it lor, chilli.......... hm.....then i got a problem liao, i no take hot and spicy food.....then how huh.........hm.........*wondering*



tsk tsk......MEN!!!

posted by yee2 @ Friday, October 12, 2007